she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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