Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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