Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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