theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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