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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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