I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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