3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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