I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Randomize
