now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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