i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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