youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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