The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm always down for nudity.
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