that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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