I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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