check it out our google latitudes are spooning
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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