My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Randomize
