Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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