You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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