dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
