I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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