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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!

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(626): View more from California

I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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(940): View more from Texas

Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.

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