Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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