Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
