You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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