I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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