shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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