U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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