This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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