I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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