You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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