i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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