i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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