lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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