enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She's the barista slut.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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