hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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