But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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