come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
why do cheetos always look like penises
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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