so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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