I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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