I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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