I need help removing her.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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