my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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