The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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