I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
