I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Randomize
