Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
