I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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