Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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