I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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