just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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