So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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