Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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